Why did the kangaroo stop gambling? He was tired of taking hops!

How does a frog say goodbye? Croak you later!

Why did the mouse go to school? To get a little mouse-ducation!

How do you find a missing cat? Think like a cat and check the nearest comfortable spot!

Why did the koala bear break up with the eucalyptus tree? It was too leafy for him!

What do you call a cheering reptile? An applaudigator!

Why was the sheep always out of money? She kept losing her lamb-inance!

Why did the monkey like the banana in the photo? Because it was appealing!

What do you call a bear with no ears and no teeth? Can’t hear and can’t bite!

What's a bunny's favorite dance style? Hip-hop!

Why did the spider go to the computer? To improve his website!

Why did the sheep go to the bakery? Because he heard they had baaaa-gels!

What do you call a mischievous skunk? A stinkerbell!

What does a duck do when he's introduced to someone new? He quacks a joke!

How do you know when a cat is agitated? He starts to claw-some!

Why did the kangaroo become a boxer? He was tired of being boxed in!

What do you call a tiger who loves to play video games? A cuber!

Why did the owl invite his friends over every night? Because he loved a good hootenanny!

Why did the koala start a business? Because he wanted to make some eucalyptus money!

How does a shark greet a fish? Pleased to eat you!

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duck? There are feathers on the cat!