What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost and a little chilly!

What do you call a bear with no teeth and an attitude? A bear-y grumpy gummy!

Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the spirit in the other egg!

What's a whale's favorite game? Swallow the leader!

Why did the koala bring a ladder to the picnic? To reach the eucalyptus tree!

How do you make a cat happy? Give them a purr-suasion!

Why did the antelope start a band? It had some mad antlers!

Why did the horse sit on the clock? He wanted to be a time traveler!

Why did the squirrel bring a kite to the party? He heard it was going to be a squirrelly affair!

Why are elephants so poor at hide and seek? Because they have big ears!

Why don't owls play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're a hoot-to-find bird!

What's a bear's favorite drink in the winter? Coca-Koala!

Why did the cow wear a bell necklace? Because her horn didn't work!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a beetle? A bugs bunny!

How do you make a goldfish grow? Take it to a metal concert!

Why did the duck go to the doctor? Because he had a quack!

Why did the cow become a lawyer? Because it was outstanding in its field!

Why did the sloth win the race? It took things slow and steady!

What's a polar bear's favorite game? Ice breaker!

Why did the owl invite a crow to dinner? To have a hootenanny!

Why didn't the crab share his food? Because he's shellfish!