Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the baseball game? He heard they were going to have a lot of hits!

Why did the frog bring a stack of quarters to the party? He heard they were croak-ola!

Why did the hedgehog go to the pet salon? He needed a new look!

Why didn't the crab share his lunch? He was shellfish!

Why don't koalas make good poker players? They can't handle the eucalyptus!

Why did the spider go to school? To improve his web skills!

What do you call a bear that's in a bad mood? A grouch bear!

Why did the zebra go to the airport? He wanted to get some stripes!

Why did the monkey like the banana jokes? They were a-peeling!

Why did the pig become an actor? He was a ham.

Why do elephants never use email? They don't understand attachments!

What do you call a dancing chicken? Poultry in motion.

Why did the bird break up with the worm? He heard he was slippery.

What do you call a bear with no teeth and no ears? Whatever you want, he can't hear you!

What do you call a bear with no ears? Brrr.

Why did the chicken go to the seashore? To lay on the beach!

Why don't elephants use email? They don't like attachments!

What do you call a crab who likes to play games? A chess-tation.

Why did the kangaroo stop bouncing? He didn't want to jump to conclusions!

Why do pigs never tell secrets? Because they always squeal!

How do you know when a raccoon is upset? It looks trashy!