What do you call a bear that logs onto the internet? A download bear!

Why did the squirrel bring a tiny umbrella? For the drizzle!

What's a detective's favorite animal? Sherlock Owlmes!

Why did the cow go to space? To see the moon!

Why did the cow go undercover? To watch a steak-out!

What did the pig write on the Valentines card? Hogs and kisses!

Why did the dolphin laugh? It saw the ocean's bottom and cracked up!

What do you call a bear that doesn't believe in violence? A good-spirited cub!

Why did the bird join a band? It had the drumsticks!

What's a cat's favorite book? The Great Catsby!

What do you call a crab with a top hat? Fancy claws!

What do you call a bear with only one ear? B!

What do you call a fish in formal wear? So-fish-ticated!

Why did the turtle offer to carry the banana across the road? To show that he's not just a slowpoke!

What do you call a stylish alligator? A crocstar!

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance? It was a mothball!

What did the lion say to the lioness on their anniversary? Paws for a moment and let's reflect!

Why did the sheep go sailing? He wanted to try out his new ewe-niform!

What do you call a bear sitting at the South Pole? A lost bear!

Why did the buffalo get accepted into college? He had lots of bison-tees!

What do you call a bear with no teeth but excellent hygiene? A flossom bear!