Why do bees hum instead of singing? They can't find the right key!

Why was the chicken so good at soccer? Because he had the best chicken goals!

What do you call a bear in the rainstorm? A drizzly bear!

Why did the sheep go to outer space? To visit the baaaa-stro-naughts!

How did the squirrel feel about the stream crossing? It was nuts!

Where do cows go on weekends? To the moo-vies!

Why did the snail go to the auto dealership? He wanted to buy a new shell!

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To watch the mouse pad!

Why did the squirrel take apart the classic car? To see if he could put it back together!

What did the crab do at the library? He was shellf-employed!

Why did the sheep go to the comedy show? He heard there would be plenty of mutton!

What do you get when you cross a unicorn and a hamburger? A magical meal!

What do you call a penguin with an umbrella? Prepared!

Why did the chicken win the talent show? Because it had the drumsticks!

Why did the snail buy a mini-van? Because it wanted to carry a snail mail!

Why did the apple go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!

What did one hat say to another? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!

What do you call a bear with no teeth and a bad temper? A gummy bear with a grizzly disposition!

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a kangaroo? A hairy jump rope!

Why did the cricket not enjoy the play? Because he found it chirpless!

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Give it a scent-certificate!