Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
What does a grizzly bear sing in the shower? I bear-ly can stand the soap!
Why don't worms ever fail math class? They know how to multiply.
What did the mountain lion say to his friend? Puma few jokes.
Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to lunch? He was planning a trunk picnic.
What do you call a pile of cats sleeping? A meowtain.
Why did the bear refuse to share his food? He was bear-y hungry.
Why don't pigs ever tell secrets? They're afraid of squealing.
How do you organize a space party for rabbits? You planet carrotfully.
Why did the jellyfish break up with the sea anemone? They just couldn't find their sea legs.
Why was the horse always giving away compliments? Because he was a neigh-sayer.
Why did the chicken join a comedy act? Because he wanted to crack some jokes.
Why was the sheep always out of breath? Because it was a little sheepish.
Why did the owl join the dance crew? Because it's a hoot.
Why did the chicken join a comedy show? Because he had a lot of fowl jokes.
What kind of clothes do bees wear? Buzz-wear.
Why did the ant need glasses? Because he had poor vision.
Why did the magician bring a ladder to the show? He wanted to do a high-flying trick!
Why was the chicken staring at a piece of lettuce? It was contemplating a chicken Caesar salad!
Does February like March? No, but April May!
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Why was the jungle a noisy place? Too many cheetahs!