Why don't dinosaurs drive cars? They can't reach the pedals!

What do you call a cat that gets anything he wants? Pawsitively spoiled!

What do you call a bear that drinks too much coffee? A jitter bear!

What do you call a fish magician? A magician who can swim!

How do you know if a cat is angry? It has a furrowed meow!

What is a bunny's favorite music? Hip hop!

What do you call a lazy dog catcher? A wag-a-bum!

Why don't cats play hide and seek with lions? They always KITTY-corner themselves!

Why did the hamster become an astronaut? It heard it could play with more space balls!

What do you call a monkey that loves to run? A chimpan-speed!

Why did the dog take a stool to the bar? He heard everyone was barking up the wrong tree!

How does a squirrel build its house? Nuts and bolts!

Why did the kangaroo start a YouTube channel? To show off its hop-tastic skills!

Why did the sloth write a novel? It had plenty of time on its hands!

How do you stop a bear from charging? Take away its credit card!

Why are horses terrible liars? You can always see right through their neigh-sayers!

What did the bee say to the flower? It's pollen-ted out here!

Why did the owl invite a lunch lady to dinner? He heard she was a real hoot!

What do you call a cat that can play an instrument? A fiddle-feline!

Why did the bird do well in school? Because it was an early bird!

Who is a snake's favorite band? The Boa-tles!