Why did the koala get a job as a lumberjack? He heard the eucalyptus trees were great loggers!

What do you call a chatty chicken? Poultry in motion!

Why do skunks love Valentine's Day? Because they have lots of scent-iments!

Why did the ant get promoted? Because it was ant-telligent!

What do you call a dog in a library? A hush puppy!

Why did the jellyfish audition for the band? Because it had tentacles!

How do you know if a snake is a good comedian? By its hiss-terical jokes!

What did the fox say to the rabbit in distress? 'Be hare, it'll be okay!'

What do you call a bear that loves to tell jokes? A pun-d bear!

What does a cat say when it gets hurt? 'Me ow!'

Why were the elephants kicked out of the public pool? Because they kept dropping their trunks!

What do you call a dog that loves to play hide and seek? Spot!

Why did the cow go to Venice? To see the moo-rine life!

How do you know if it's a happy horse? It's always jockey-ing around!

Why did the sheep go on a vacation? To recharge its baa-teries!

What do you call a horse that loves to paint? Pablo Picolt!

Why did the chicken get detention? For fowl language!

What do you call a beetle that's good with numbers? A mathem-a-tick!

What's a shark's favorite sci-fi movie? Jaws!

What do you call a bear with no teeth and no furniture? A gummy bear!

How do you catch a squirrel on a unicycle? Act like a nut!