What do you call a cat that can't stop licking itself? A purr-vert!

Why did the duck join the military? He wanted to be a part of the duck-oration!

How do you know if a fish is smart? It swims in schools!

Why did the cat join a band? It had purr-suasive vocals!

What's a duck's favorite dance move? The quackstep!

Why did the turtle go to school? To get ahead in shell-economics!

Why don't rabbits ever get lost? Because they have good hare sense!

What did the frog do when his car broke down? He had it toad away!

What do you call a bear with no teeth and no eyes? A gummy blind!

What did the octopus say when it hugged a shark? I'm all arms!

What's a mouse's favorite game? Hide and squeak!

Why was the frog so happy? It finally got to hop on a plane!

What do you call a duck that steals things? A robber ducky!

Why did the kangaroo stop bouncing? It ran out of energy!

What did the leopard say after eating his owner? Man, that hit the spot!

What do you call a stylish fish? A dolPHINista!

How do you stop a fish from singing? You just tell it to clam up!

Why don't pigs play baseball? They might hit a foul ham!

What's a turtle's favorite kind of party? A slow dance!

Why did the sloth feel sick? It was feeling a little sluggish!

How do you make a cat talk? Use meow-rs code!