Why did the snail buy a car? He wanted to have a 'shell' on wheels!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was eucalyptus!

How do you know if a vampire has a cold? You'll hear a coffin!

Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker? It wanted a well-balanced meal!

Why did the otter bring crackers to the party? Because it was a great sheller!

How do you organize a space zoo? You planet of course!

How do you know if a dog is baking? It's a little ruff around the edges!

Why did the chicken join a marathon? To cross the road!

What do you call a cat who loves the ocean? A purr-maid!

Why did the chipmunk bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were high!

Why did the squirrel bring a map to the tree? It wanted to branch out!

How do you know if a whale is lying? It can't keep a straight face!

What do you call a bear with no vowels? A brrrrr!

What do you call a bear with no food? Unbearable!

How do you start a party for birds? Just wing it!

Why did the cow go to the spa? To get a moo-tiful makeover!

Why did the owl invite its friends to its tree? It wanted a hootenanny!

Why don't horses use smartphones? They prefer neigh-tive feedback!

How do you know if a cat is stressed? It's feline overwhelmed!

Why did the monkey like the banana phone? It had great reception!