What's a sea turtle's favorite hobby? Shell-fies!

What did the parrot say when it got locked out? 'Polly' want a cracker!

What do you call a sleepy bear? A nap-timist!

What's a cow's favorite holiday? Moo Year's Eve!

Why did the llama go to the spa? To get a 'llama' makeover!

Why did the chicken bring a ladder to the dance? It heard the foxtrot was high-stepping!

What do you call a chatty cat? A fur-midable opponent!

Why did the frog turn into a prince? It believed in fairy 'toad'mothers!

Why was the horse so happy? It found its stable relationship!

Why couldn't the pony sing? It was a little horse!

What do you call a clumsy bee? BUMBLEbee!

How do you know if a spider is a good web designer? It makes amazing sites!

Why did the turtle refuse to play games? Because he's shell-shocked!

What do you call a fashion-conscious alligator? A croc of style!

How do you talk to a whale? On a shell phone!

Why did the squirrel bring a skateboard to the party? To do some gnawly tricks!

What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat? A boa construction worker!

Why don't pigs ever tell secrets? Because they always squeal!

Why did the squirrel bring a map to the party? To find his way around the nuts!

What's a chicken's favorite game to play on the phone? Cluck Cluck Go!

How does a cow say hello in the morning? MOO-ning!