Why did the koala get fired from its job? It couldn’t bear the pressure!

Why did the squirrel bring a boombox to the park? It wanted to squirrel around!

Why does the giraffe have such a long neck? Because its feet smell!

What do you call a deer with no legs or eyes? Still no eye-deer!

Why did the turtle live under the sea? It shell-ter!

Why did the owl join the math club? To get good grades in owl-gebra!

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator!

Why did the dog get a ticket at the airport? It forgot its bark code!

Why did the frog break up with the toad? It was unhoppy!

Why did the bear get glasses? It had trouble seeing the forest for the trees!

What did the horse say after it tripped? Help, I can't giddyup!

Why did the squirrel bring a ladder in the forest? It heard the drinks were on the house!

What happens when cats take over the world? Purricane!

What do you call a bee with a messy hairstyle? A frizz-bee!

What do you call a spider in a biology lab? A fang-tastic scientist!

Why was the whale always smiling? It had a blubbery good time!

How does the koala get its clothes? It eucalypt-d them!

What do you call a bear with a glass of wine? A beer.

Why did the chicken join the soccer team? It had good ball handling skills!

What do you call a penguin lost in the desert? Missing!

Why did the sheep go to a party? It heard it would get a kick out of it!