Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? It wanted to squash the bug!

What's a math whale's favorite subject? Algae-bra!

Why did the crab bring extra shells to the party? In case he got crabby!

What do you call a bird who delivers babies? A stork!

Why did the duck bring a tube of toothpaste to the pond? For a refreshing dip!

Why was the dog wearing headphones? It was jamming to some bark music!

What do you call a bear that's been caught stealing honey? A sticky paw!

Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the tree? To pack away its nuts!

What kind of car does a leopard drive? A fur-ari!

Why did the cow join the ballet? It had the moosical talent!

What do you call a polite lion? Pleased to eat you!

Why did the turtle cross the road? To prove it could shell out the speed!

Why did the koala go to the doctor? It had a bad eucalyptus trip!

What do you call a fish that wears a crown? Goldfish!

How do you know if you're in love with a cat? You're feline good!

How do fleas travel from place to place? By itch-hiking!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? A dapper snapper!

What do you call a bear with no teeth in the mornings? A gummy bear!

Why did the crab bring crackers to the party? Because he was feeling a little shellfish!

How do you catch a squirrel in a tree? Climb up and act nuts!

Why did the horse sit on the fence? He was trying to get over it!