Why did the cow become a magician? It wanted to dairy the competition!

Why did the crab bring a ruler to the beach? To measure the sea-diments!

What's a hedgehog's favorite dance? The prickle-step!

Why was the horse always a good listener? It knew how to neigh-say!

Why did the chicken join a rock band? It had the best peck on the drums!

What do you call a bear that's made of candy? A gummy bear!

Why did the turtle refuse to fight? It was afraid to come out of its shell!

What do you call a bear in the sky? A gummy bearplane!

How do you make a lion laugh? Tell it a mane joke!

What do you call a bear who's a photographer? A Kodak bear!

What's a shark's favorite sci-fi movie? Sharknado!

What do you call a crab that never shares its food? Shellfish!

What did one skunk say to the other skunk? Smells like love is in the air!

Why do ants get invited to all the picnics? They always bring their own food!

Why did the antelopes fail their time management course? They got too caught up in the hippo-s!

Why did the lion lose at poker? Because he was playing with a cheetah!

What do you call a bear with a degree in fine arts? A panda-monium!

Why did the cow go to outer space? Because it wanted to see the moooon!

What do you call a fashionable fish? Dolphin-ately stylish!

How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flipper-doodles!

Where do cows go on their date nights? To the moo-vies!