Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
Why did the cow go to outer space? He wanted to visit the moooon!
What do you call a fish magician? A magicianetish!
Why did the crocodile wear a backpack? To carry his toothbrush and croc-a-dile!
What did the apple say to the worm? You're boring me.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they hop? Because they have cotton balls.
What do you call a bear that loves to dance? A hip bear.
What do you call a well-dressed alligator? An investigator.
Why don't pigs ever recover from being sick? Because they always have the swine flu.
Why did the cat join a baseball team? It heard they had mice catchers.
What do you call a bear that likes to sing? A bearitone.
How did the snail become a UFC fighter? It took up escar-go.
Why don't sharks eat clownfish? Because they taste funny.
Why did the duck go to the psychiatrist? Because it was feeling a little down.
What did the hedgehog say to the cactus? Are you my long lost sibling?
What do you call a frenchman in sandals? Phillipe Phloppe.
How does a snake without teeth bite? It gums you.
Why did the sheep go to the party? It heard it was going to be a baaash.
What do you call a fish that's always well-dressed? A fancy-fin.
Why did the horse go behind the tree to change his jockey? Because he wanted a new mane.
What did the cat say at the casino? I'm all in.
Why do elephants never use computers? They're too afraid of the mouse.