Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
Why did the chicken sit on the eggs? To warm them up.
Why did the bee go to the doctor? It had hives.
Why did the turtle refuse to play cards? Because it was a slow poker.
What do you get when you cross a horse and a bee? Neigh buzz.
What do you call a bear that loves to make pottery? The grizzly potter.
How do you know when a vampire bat is angry? When it starts showing its fangs.
What do you say to a kangaroo that's always crying? Hop out of it.
Why don't giraffes audition for plays? They always get stuck on the high notes.
Why did the sheep go to the party? It wanted to have a baaa-l.
Why can't a leopard play hide and seek? Because they're always spotted.
Why did the cat sleep under the car? Because it wanted to wake up oily.
What do you call a bear who loves to dance? Baloo.
Why did the kangaroo stop jumping? It ran out of bounce.
Why did the tiger get lost in the jungle? It couldn't find its bearings.
Why did the giraffe go to the party alone? It didn't want to stick out.
What do you call a cat who loves to dance? A purr-former.
How do you know if a lion is following you? You can hear it roar.
What do you call a gorilla wearing earphones? Anything you want, it can't hear you.
What do you call a bear that never goes outdoors? A cyber-bear.
Why did the sheep go on a diet? It had too many baaad snacks.
How do you make a goldfish grow? Take it to the see-food restaurant.