What do you call a beetle that likes to play hide and seek? A ladybug.

What did the slug say to the snail? 'Look at me go!'

Why couldn't the owl find its keys? It was too hoo-hoo-hoo-t.

What do you call a fox who loves to garden? A plant-fox.

Why did the turtle always carry a map? It didn't want to get shell lost.

What do you call a kangaroo who loves to jump on trampolines? A bounce-roo.

Why was the shark so good at poker? It had a great poker face.

What do you call a chameleon who can't change colors? A monochrome-leon.

Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? To pack its trunk.

Why was the horse always a good listener? Because it liked to neigh-say.

What do you call a sheep with no ears? A baa-lamb.

Why did the frog take the bus to work? Its pad was being renovated.

What do you call a group of musical kittens? A meow-sical band.

How did the owl feel about staying up all night? It was a real hoot.

Why did the kangaroo stop hopping? It didn't want to be a bouncing baby forever.

Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the picnic? To pack a little nut-trition.

How do you know if a tiger is in your refrigerator? You can hear the 'roar' of the vegetables.

Why did the horse go to school? To get a little mane education.

Why was the bird so good at bowling? It had a great wing span.

Why was the ant confused? Because all his uncles were aunts.

What do you call a bee come from America? USB.