What do you call a sloth that loves to dance? A slow motion blur.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely? It was missing its other half.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A hiss-terical meal.

What do you call a kangaroo that likes fast food? A happy meal hopper.

Why was the squirrel sad? It couldn’t find a good acorn-y joke.

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything! That's why they can't be toad-ly reliable.

Why did the hen lay her egg on top of the barn? She wanted to lay claim to the roof.

How do you know if a squirrel is getting bored? It starts looking for a new tree to shake things up.

What do you call a rabbit magician? A Hare-do.

Why did the cat sleep all day? Because it needed to find a new exciting nap spot.

Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party? So it could reach the nut bowl.

What do you call a bear that plays the drums? A grizzly beat.

How do you make a cat happy? Pour it a purr-ito.

What do you call a fancy insect? A dandy-lion.

Why was the cow so good at baseball? It was an expert at catching fly balls.

What do you call a fly wearing a crown? The king of the sky.

Why was the ant so good at math? It knew its multiplication tables.

What did the baby corn say to the momma corn? Where is pop corn?

What do you call a sad cow? Moooooved to tears.

How do you organize a space party for frogs? You planet-hop.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a spider? A jumping bean.