Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
What do you call a group of musical chickens? A poultry-geist!
Why did the sheep go to the movies? It heard it was a 'baa-d' comedy!
Why did the pig become a chef? Because it was a master of 'sow'-premes!
How do you know if a snake is a good dancer? It has great 'coils' of movement!
What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle? 'Wheeeee!'
Why did the bear bring a bag of leaves to the party? In case he wanted to 'branch' out!
What does a grizzly bear use to keep track of its finances? Bear bonds!
What do you call a droid that takes the stage? R2-D2!
What's a frog's favorite type of exercise? Jumping jacks.
Why do elephants never use the telephone? They don't want to ring anyone's bell!
What do you call a squirrel who loves to play music? A rock 'n' roll.
Why did the crab blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom!
What's a snail's favorite game show? The slow and the curious!
Why don't ducks tell secrets? Because they always quack!
Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens!
What's a cat's favorite cereal? Mice Krispies!
Why did the chameleon refuse to play hide and seek? It kept blending in!
Why did the dog and cat get married? They wanted a purr-fect union!
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens!
What do you call a fish in a bow tie? So-fish-ticated!
Why did the chicken get a penalty? It was a foul!