Why did the elephant get kicked out of the pool? It kept dropping its trunks.

How do you make a goldfish age backwards? Take away its candles.

Why did the squirrel bring a ruler to the party? To keep things in check.

Why did the squirrel bring a boombox to the park? For the acorn beats.

Why did the chicken join a comedy show? It had some good yolks.

What did one owl say to the other owl when they heard a joke? You're a hoot!

Why did the dolphin break up with the whale? It wasn't fin-tastic.

Why did the deer start a band? It had some great antler-tainment.

What do you call a polar bear in a snowstorm? Lost.

Why don't dogs drive cars? They can't find the barking lot.

Why did the dolphin bring a flashlight to the party? He heard it was going to be a real blowout.

Why did the sloth become a stand-up comedian? He heard it was a slow crowd.

How does a flea travel? It itches a ride.

Why did the antelope start a business? He wanted to bring in the bucks.

Why did the llama go to the spa? For a 'llama' stone massage!

Why did the sloth win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!

Why did the cow become an artist? It wanted to draw pasture!

What do you call a bear with no legs? A gummy bear!

How do you know if a pig is a good dancer? It has a lot of ham moves!

Why did the duck go to the psychiatrist? It was getting too many bills!

What do you call a bear with a degree in fine arts? A picasso bear!