How do you know if a raccoon has been in your garden? Your trash cans are tipped over.

Why did the cat become a musician? It had a purr-fect pitch.

What's a leopard's favorite fruit? A purrestrian.

What do you call a monkey who loves to knit? A yarn-ge-tan.

Why did the squirrel join a gym? It wanted to be a muscle-nut.

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a porcupine? A jump that's a real prickle.

Why did the polar bear break up with his girlfriend? He found out she was a cold-fish.

What do you call a bear with a hula hoop? A bearrel of fun.

Why did the chicken join a rock band? It had the best drumsticks in town.

Why did the cow buy a new phone? It wanted to steer clear of telemoo-keters.

What do you call a bear with no teeth and an attitude? A grrrrizzly bear.

Why did the sheep go on a diet? It wanted to fit into its shearling coat.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A boa constrictor.

Why did the crab never share its dessert? It was quite shellfish.

What did the pajama-wearing cow say to the barn at night? Dairy goodnight.

Why was the fish blushing? It saw the ocean's bottom.

Why do fish never share secrets? They're afraid they'll end up in the net.

Why did the owl invite its friends over? It wanted a hootenanny.

Why did the turtle get into a fight with the snail? It was a slow-moving argument.

How do you know if a spider has a good sense of humor? It weaves a web of laughs.

What do you call a bear with no teeth but great rhythm? A b-rapper.