Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It found the mouse quite intriguing.

How did the cat end up in the doghouse? It feline-ed out of the tree.

Why did the turtle cross the finish line? To shell-ebrate its victory.

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A wooly jumper.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Because their feet smell.

Why was the horse so good at geometry? It had a lot of neigh-s.

How do you make a cat disappear? Say 'abracadabra-gmeow'.

Why did the crab win employee of the month? Because it's claw-some.

Why did the duck go to the bank? To get a bill.

What's a detective's favorite animal? A deer-ective.

What do you call a sloth that's really into fitness? A slothlete.

Why don't koalas have jobs? They're always eucalyptus.

Why did the squirrel bring a to-go box to the picnic? In case he couldn't finish his nuts.

How do you make a cat happy? Give it a purrrrrse.

Why did the owl join Facebook? To stalk his prey.

Why don't cheetahs like online shopping? They prefer the rush of the chase.

How does a lion greet the other animals? Pawsitively roaring.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Still no eye deer.

Why did the horse sit on the couch all day? It wanted to watch Neigh-bours.

Why did the koala get fired from its job? It refused to work overtime.

Why did the sheep go to the tailor? To get a new ewe-niform.