What happens when a bee becomes the class president? It leads a hive-minded government!

Why did the eagle refuse to have fast food for lunch? It wanted a beak and greet meal!

How does a lion keep its fur looking good? With a pride of hair-products!

What do you call a cat comedian? A meow-jor stand-up!

Why do frogs always carry a camera? They want to focus on their leap year memories!

What do you call a donkey with a guitar? A rockin' burro!

Why did the monkey like the banana therapist? It appealed to its peelings!

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a computer? A pocket processor!

How do you know if a cat is a magician? It has a whisker-dini!

Why did the antelope start a detective agency? It had a lot of antlers to solve!

How do you make a panda stand out in a crowd? Dress it in black and white formalwear!

What do you call a sloth that loves to party? A slumber partier!

Why did the flamingo sit down? It had too many hot legs!

How do you know if a bee plays sports? It has a lot of buzz around the field!

Why don't polar bears get lost in the snow? They follow their North Paws!

What do you call a rabbit villain? A hop-pirate!

Why did the cat start a painting business? It had a lot of cattitude!

How does a bear stay cool during summer? It takes bear conditioning!

What do you call a chatty snake? A hiss-ter!

Why did the squirrel bring acorns to the party? To be poplar!

What game do elephants play with mice? Squash!