How do you catch a squirrel on Mount Everest? Climb to the top and act like a nut!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs in the ocean? Still no ideer!

Why don't elephants use computers to browse the web? They're afraid of the mouse!

Why did the frog go to the bank? To hop toad account!

How do you know when a duck is feeling down? It gets all duck-pressed!

Why did the giraffe break up with the tree? It was just too tall of an order!

Why did the pig get hired as a detective? He was great at cracking cases!

How does a kangaroo clean its house? With a pouch and sweep!

Why don't elephants use computers? Because they're afraid of the mouse!

Why did the giraffe break up with the tree? They couldn't see eye to eye!

How do you know if a bird is a good musician? It knows how to wing it!

What do you call a crab that never goes out? A stay-at-homebody!

Why did the duck buy a new computer? To enjoy some webbed browsing!

How do you find a lost frog? Just follow the croaks!

Why did the duck bring a flask to the pond? For liquid refreshment!

How long should a horse's legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground!

What do you get when a cat and a parrot have a conversation? A copycat!

Why don't trees gossip? Because they're too busy getting their bark on!

What do you call a group of musical cats? The fluffytones!

Why did the frog go to the bank? To get a loan and leapfrog his financial troubles!

What do you call a sad bird? Down in the beak!