Why do elephants never share peanuts? They're shellfish!

Why did the dolphin bring a detective to the zoo? He heard there were narcs!

What do you call a bear without socks? Barefoot!

Why was the bird unhappy? He wanted to have a tweetheart!

Why did the sheep get a haircut? To look sheep-sational!

What do you call a bear that won't take a bath? Grizzly!

Why did the whale swim in the orchestra? He wanted to listen to the whale songs!

What do you call a fashion-forward snake? A boa-constrictor!

What do you call a musical pig? A pork-chop!

Why don't bears play cards in the wild? Too many cheetahs!

What do you call a dinosaur that's a comedian? A laugh-o-saurus!

Why did the llama go to the music store? He wanted to buy a lama- harmonica!

Why did the monkey like bananas? Because they appeal to him!

How do you cure a sick bird? With tweetment!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? He wanted to be poly-unsaturated!

What do you call a rabbit who used to be an astronaut? An astrobunny!

Why did the owl join a band? He heard it was a hoot!

Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? To keep his nuts dry!

What's a cat's favorite button on the remote? Paws!

Why don't cows ever read books? They prefer to graze the fields!

What do you call a wolf with a high IQ? A know-it-howl!