Why was the chicken afraid of the movie theater? It heard there were 'flickers' on the screen!

How do you know if a squirrel is a genius? It solves 'nut'-ty puzzles in seconds!

What kind of music do frogs enjoy? Croak and roll classics!

Why did the owl become a judge? It had a 'wise'-cracking gavel!

What did the pig say to its pen pal? 'Oink' you for your letter!

Why did the cat become a lifeguard? It always had 'feline'-s of duty!

How do you comfort a sad cow? You give it a 'moo'-hug!

Why did the monkey become an astronaut? It wanted to 'orbit' around the world!

What do you get when you cross a dog with a flower? A 'bark'-tulip!

How do you apologize to a horse? You say you're 'neigh'-sorry!

What do you call a polite sheep? A 'fleece'-ant companion!

Why couldn't the duck use the computer? It was afraid of the 'quacks'!

How do you teach a fish to play guitar? You start with 'fins'-tructional lessons!

What do you call a bear who loves to dance ballet? A 'tutu'-cute performer!

Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the park? It heard the trees had 'high' expectations!

How do you know if a fish is a good singer? It scales its notes perfectly!

What do you call a snake that tells jokes? A 'hiss'-ter comedian!

Why did the kangaroo join the school play? It wanted to 'hop' into the spotlight!

What do you call a bird that loves to travel the world? An avia-tour-ist!

Why did the hedgehog enroll in cooking classes? It wanted to learn to make 'prickly' souffles!

How do you catch a squirrel who plays hide and seek? You climb a tree and wait for it to 'acorn'-fess!