What kind of music do mice like? Mouse-ic that is very 'gouda'!

Why did the koala feel unwell? It had too much eucalyptus-cy!

How does a lion greet its friends? Paws-itively roaring with excitement!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyewitness!

Where do mice park their boats? At the hickory dickory dock!

Why was the baby ant confused? All his uncles were ants!

What do you call a bear that's afraid of heights? A 'bear'y scared bear!

Why was the cow afraid of the new barn? It was udderly unfamiliar!

Why don't birds use computers? They already have tweet-er!

What did the grape say when the chicken stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek with the cheetah? They were always too fast!

Why did the chicken sit on the egg? Because it didn't have any chairs!

Why don't fish do well in school? They're always swimming below sea level!

Why did the snake bring a ladder to the zoo? He heard the boas were boa constrictors!

What do you call a rabbit who tells good jokes? A funny bunny!

Why did the snail buy a car? Because he wanted to have a fast shell!

Why did the turtle beat the hare in the race? Because he took it slow and steady!

Why don't elephants go to public swimming pools? They already have trunks!

What do you call a group of musical rabbits? A bunny band!

Why did the koala get fired from the zoo? It was caught eucalyptus trees on fire!

Why did the turtle tip over? Because it was shell-shocked!