What do you call a bear that likes to cook? A grill bear!

Why did the chicken join the soccer team? It had amazing egg-ility!

What did the snail say while sitting on the tortoise's back? Whee!

Why did the dinosaur go to the party alone? Because it didn't want to be over-T-rexed!

How do dogs stop a video? They hit the paws button!

Why did the ant go to school? To improve its spelling!

What did the owl say to the squirrel? You're nuts!

Why did the lamb go to the spa? To relax and wool out!

What do you call a cat that eats lemons? A sourpuss!

Why did the whale make a great detective? It always followed its gut instinct!

What do you call a sleepy insect? A bedbug!

How do you make a porcupine laugh? Tickle its quills!

Why did the sheep stop dancing? Because it ran out of ewes!

Why do elephants never use smartphones? They are afraid of getting a trunk call!

What do you call a group of musical insects? A humbug!

Why did the pony go to the doctor? He was feeling a little horse!

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to fix the fence!

What do you call a snake living in Antarctica? A frost viper!

What did the llama say to the alpaca? 'You're my best fur-end!'

What did the duck detective say to solve the case? 'Let's quack the code!'

Why did the kangaroo go to the doctor? It had a hopspital appointment!