What do you call a crab with a calculator? A 'shell'-culator!

Why did the zebra go to the party alone? It wanted to show off its 'stripes'!

What kind of music do bees listen to? 'Bee'-thoven's greatest symphonies!

Why did the horse get a job at the bakery? It was great at 'neigh'-kneading dough!

How do you stop a leopard from attacking you? Cancel its 'spotlight' performance!

What do you call a lizard who loves math? A 'gecko'-metrical genius!

Why did the squirrel invite the raccoon to its treehouse? It wanted to have a 'tree'-mendous party!

What do you call a penguin who loves to dance? A 'cool' mover and shaker!

Why did the owl always carry a pencil? To 'draw' attention to its wisdom!

How do you know if a bird is a good detective? It 'tweets' evidence in code!

What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A 'sturgeon' surgeon!

Why did the fish blush at the party? It saw the shrimp of its dreams!

What do you call a group of musical horses? A 'neigh'-gborhood band!

Why did the hamster go to school? It wanted to be a 'whiz'-kid!

What do you call a cat that loves to swim? A meow-mer!

Why was the owl a great comedian? It always had hoots of laughter in the audience!

How do you make a cat happy? You give it a 'purr'-raise!

Why was the donkey so good at puzzles? It had a 'stubborn' determination!

What do you call a polite alligator? A 'see ya later' gator!

Why did the kangaroo bring a parachute to the party? In case it decided to 'jump' out of boredom!

How does a fox type on a keyboard? Very 'fox-tually' with its tail!