Why did the zebra go to the nail salon? He wanted a new stripe design!

Why did the squirrel bring a computer to the park? To check his nuts and bolts!

How did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? He gave him a good arm wrestle!

Why was the bee asked to leave the spelling bee? It kept buzzing all the time!

What do you call a rabbit who is angry about a joke? A funny bunny!

How do you know if a shark is cool? It has a fintastic smile!

What do you call a bear in the rainforest? Wet and roaring!

How do you make a cat happy? Give it whiskers!

Why don't rabbits make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls!

Why did the squirrel use the elevator? He was nuts about it!

What do you call a bear caught in the rain while drinking tea? A wet bear and wet cup!

Why did the dog sit in the shade? To avoid becoming a hot dog!

What do you call a cat that does tricks? A magic kit!

Why was the elephant bad at basketball? He had no trunk control!

Why do mice love football games? Because they have good seats!

What game do rabbits love to play with elephants? Squash!

Why did the pony get detention? Because he was a little horse!

How do you know if a dog is a good musician? It can 'bark' out perfect melodies!

What do you call a lobster who loves to dance? The 'claw'-sical ballerina!

Why did the sheep start a band? It had the 'baa'-ss and rhythm covered!

What do cats like to read on rainy days? 'Purr'-ple books full of mystery!