Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
Why do flamingoes stand on one leg? Because if they lifted two, they'd fall over!
What do you call a pimped-out chameleon? A reptile with style!
Why did the chicken join a race? Because it had legs to win!
What did the frog do when his car broke down? He had it toad!
Why don't koalas like to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding with all that eucalyptus scent!
How does a octopus go into battle? Well armed!
Why was the squirrel cold? It forgot to go nuts for the winter!
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see the wheels turning!
What's a rabbit's favorite dance style? Hip hop!
Why did the lizard marry a model? Because she was a real chameleon!
How do you catch a fish that tells lies? Drop a line and reel-y it in!
What do you call a bear that only tells white lies? A fib-ear!
How do you make a bird lean? Tilt it!
Why don't birds play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding with feathers!
How does a mouse feel after a bath? Squeaky clean!
Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the tree? To store its nuts!
What do you call a sheep that's known for her singing? A ewe-nique talent!
How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket!
Why did the koala carry a backpack? Because it was a eucalyptus emergency!
Why did the duck bring a bottle of glue to the pond? To fix its quack!
How do you catch a fish's attention? With baited breath!