Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
Why did the chicken join a performance art group? It wanted to egg-spress itself!
What do you call a party for ants? An ant-hology!
How do you know if a cat is hiding something? It has a purr-fect alibi!
Why don't frogs work in IT? They find web development too ribbit-ing!
What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? A strike tabby!
What do you call a bird who is good at baseball? A fly ball!
What do you call a bear with no teeth and a bad attitude? A grouch bear!
What do you get when you cross a bird and a magician? Flying sorcery!
Why did the dog sit in the middle of the road? Because it wanted to become a road bark!
What do you call a sloth who loves to dance? A slow-motion disco!
How do you throw a party for a pack of wolves? Howl you do it!
Why did the whale bring a notebook to the ocean? To keep track of all the currents!
How does a duck buy lipstick? With a duck bill!
Why did the cat go to school? To get a higher education!
What do you call a shark who constantly apologizes? Remorseless!
How do you know if a vampire bat is angry? It turns into a bat out of hell!
How do you know if a cat has eaten a duck? Its feathers are ruffled!
Why did the horse sit in the shade? Because it was a little hoarse!
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A purr-fect companion!
Why was the fish sent to detention? It was being shellfish!
Why don't snakes take time off work? They're afraid they'll come down with a reptile dysfunction!