What do you call a polite and well-mannered pig? A gentle-ham!

Why did the dolphin do so well in school? It was good at tuna-ing in to lessons!

Why did the duck buy lipstick? Because it wanted to quack up its look!

What do you get when you cross a turtle with a giraffe? A turtle-neck sweater!

How do you catch a squirrel with artificial sweetener? You use Nutra-rat!

What do you call a panda with no manners? A bam-boo!

Why don't cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue!

How do you know if your cat is hiding in the garage? His car is still warm!

Why did the frog go to the hospital? He needed a hop-tical!

What do you call a messy chicken? Fowl!

Why did the duck win a Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the hamster sit on the clock? To be on time!

Why do elephants never use cellphones? They can't find a good trunk connection!

Why was the horse a great comedian? It had a lot of horse sense!

How do you catch a squirrel with a toy car? Start the engine and watch it run!

Why don't birds make good lawyers? They always tweet instead of arguing!

What do you call a frog's favorite soda? Croak-a-Cola!

How do you throw a party for a group of chameleons? Just blend in!

How do you know if a shark is smart? It swims in schools!

What do you call a pile of cats and dogs? A purr-fect storm!

Why did the crab overuse the internet? It had too many tabs open!