Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
Why did the squirrel bring a hammer to the tree? To nail down its acorns.
What do you call a pile of puppies? A fur-niture.
Why did the giraffe break up with the cheetah? It was moving too fast.
Why did the chicken join therapy? To work on its pecking issues.
What do you call a fish magician? A clownfish.
Why did the turtle cross the road with a snail? To show it's not the slowest creature.
Why did the deer start a band? It had the horns for music.
Why don't elephants like playing hide and seek? Because they never forget.
What do you call a fish rapper? A bass player.
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it found it a-peeling.
What do you call a snake with no friends? A hiss-ter.
Why did the crab bring a bottle of ketchup to the party? Because it wanted to be shellfish!
Why did the monkey like bananas so much? Because they are a-peeling!
Why did the duck become a comedian? It quacked everyone up!
What's a sheep's favorite type of music? Baa-roque!
Why was the bear always invited to parties? Because it was the bear life of the party!
What do you call a rabbit who wins a race? A hare-raising experience!
Why did the pig become an actor? Because it was a ham!
Why don't spiders play sports? Because they always get caught in the web!
Why was the horse a great musician? Because it had perfect pitch!
Why did the turtle start a rock band? Because it had a great shell-lection of songs!