Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
What do you call a bear with no fur? Bare-y!
Why did the kangaroo go to school? To get a higher jumpducation.
What do you call a snake that's a locksmith? A rattlesnake.
Why don't owls go on a glory hunt? Because you can't hoot with a telescope.
How do you know when a cat is madly in love? It purrsistently follows you everywhere.
Why don't ducks tell secrets while flying? Because they might quack up.
How do you make a squirrel happy? Hide its nuts and watch it go nuts looking for them.
Why did the duck become a comedian? It had a lot of quacks.
How do you catch a fish's attention? Drop it a line.
What's a koala's favorite drink? Coca Koala.
Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? To get a long little doggie!
What do you call a greedy primate? Shellfish!
Why don't trees have many friends? They branch out too much!
What do you call a bear without an ear? B!
Why did the whale break up with the shark? He was too clingy!
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no ideer!
What did the squirrel bring to the bar? His tree-t!
Why was the chicken at the seance? To talk to the other side!
Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the picnic? It packed a nut lunch!
What do you call a bear that loves to dance? A bear-y dancer!
How does a chimpanzee answer the phone? Ooh ooh aah aah hello!