Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert? A pork chop.
Why did the duck refuse to wear pants? It preferred quackies.
What do you call a fashionable lion? A dandy lion.
Why did the sheep go on strike? It wanted baa-ter working conditions.
Why did the chick disappoint its parents? It chickened out.
Why did the owl go to the party? It heard it was a hoot.
What do you call a hamster with no name? Anonymous rodent.
Why do elephants never forget? They have good memory banks.
What kind of music do bunnies like? Hip-hop.
What do you call a cat magician? Purrr-nivàl.
Why did the koala bring a ladder to the bar? To get to the eucalyptus shots!
Why was the lion so bad at cards? Because he was always playing cheetah.
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? They have their own scales.
Why don't octopuses like to share? They're too selfish.
Why did the frog take the bus to work? To avoid the croak-tail hour traffic.
Why did the penguin wear a sweater? It was a little n-ice outside.
What do you call a sheep karate expert? A lamb chop.
Why did the crab go to the party alone? Because it's a little shellfish.
Why don't cows ever have money? They always mooolah.
Why did the raccoon bring a ladder to the bar? Drinks were on the house.
Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? The lid said twist to open.