Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
How do you invite a snake to a party? You send it a worm invitation!
What do you call a tired bee? Sleepy buzz-y!
What do you call a bear with an antenna? A radio bear.
Why did the giraffe break up with the vacuum cleaner? He found it sucked the life out of him.
Why don't crabs share their toys? Because they're shellfish.
What do you call a bear that can't leave its den? Unbearable.
Why did the duck join the circus? It wanted to be the quack of all trades.
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker and the clown? He wanted a balanced diet.
How do you know if a whale is happy? It does the tail wave.
Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the party? Because he heard it was a nutty gathering.
What do you call a bear with no teeth and no ears? Anything you like, he can't hear you anyway.
Why did the chicken join the soccer team? To improve his egg-ility skills.
Why did the jellyfish break up with the clam? Because it was too shellfish.
Why don't ostriches like to tell secrets? They're always sticking their heads in the sand.
How do you know if a cat is agitated? It's in a bad meownt!
What do you call a bear with no teeth and no legs? A gummy bear on wheels!
Why did the sheep go to the hair salon? For a mutton makeover!
Why did the koala get fired from the zoo? Because he was eucalyptus on the job!
Why did the spider go to the computer? To check its web browser!
What do you call a droid that takes the falcon to work? Millennium Haul-con!
Why don't crabs give to charity? They're shellfish.