What do you call a sophisticated alligator? An elegator!

Why did the pig bring a stopwatch to the race? It wanted to ham it up!

What do you call a shark who loves to play the guitar? a rock star!

What's a duck's favorite TV show? The feather forecast!

Why was the sheep always in a hurry? It had a lot on its lamb!

How do you make a goldfish play the trumpet? Put him in a tank!

What do you call a duck that loves to read? A quackademic!

How do you know if a cat is plotting to take over the world? It has a meow-niacal laugh!

How do you catch a runaway dog? Use a pup-arazzi!

Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the airport? It was going on a trunk vacation!

Why did the sheep go to the doctor? It had a baa-d cold!

Why did the squirrel bring a parachute to the picnic? In case it falls out of the tree!

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the pool? Because he kept dropping his trunks!

Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee? It was too hop-caffeinated!

Why don't some fish like basketball? Because they're afraid of the net!

Why did the wolf bring a hairbrush to the forest? To brush up on its grooming!

What do you call a bear that loves to dance? A hip-hop-opotamus!

Why did the monkey go to the hair salon? It wanted a new ape-rance!

What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes in space? A comedi-hare-astronaut!

What do you call a cat that plays the guitar? A furr-metal rocker!

Why was the giraffe so quiet? It didn't want to 'stick' its neck out!