How did the squirrel get a job in banking? It has a lot of nuts to squirrel away!

What did the whale musician say about the ocean? 'It's so wave-y!'

Why did the cat go to medical school? It wanted to be a purr-geon!

How do dolphins send messages underwater? They use octo-pus!

What did the chicken say to the dog? 'Poultry in motion!'

Why was the lizard asked to join the band? It had a reptile voice!

Why don't ducks wear pants? They prefer quack-ies!

How do rabbits stay safe at night? They use hare-raising security systems!

What do you call a tiger who loves to cook? A grill-tyger!

What's a penguin's favorite Shakespeare play? Much Ado About Nothing (to do with fish)!

Why did the bird join the military? It wanted to earn its wings in service!

Why was the camel told to leave the comedy club? It had too many dry jokes!

How do you make a goat play the piano? Give it some lessons in baahh-roque music!

Why was the owl invited to every party? It was always a hoot!

Why did the frog bring a calculator to the pond? To work out its croak-ulations!

How did the dogs start a band? They formed a bark-bershop quartet!

Why did the turtle go skydiving? To show off his shell-shock!

What do you call a shark that's good at math? An alge-braaainiac!

Why was the cat always late? It had a purr-sonal struggle with deadlines!

How do you catch a kangaroo? Hide in the bushes and make a loud boing noise!

Why did the sheep bring a cucumber to the party? It wanted to make a ewe-turn dip!