Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
Why was the bear always cold? It was just a little polar.
What do you call a singing horse? A pony-tail.
Why did the cow join the soccer team? It wanted to be a goalkeeper.
What do you call a bear with no teeth and no socks? A gummy barefoot.
Why was the horse such a good storyteller? He always knew how to hoof it.
What do you call undercover owls? Hoot spies.
What do you call a kangaroo in a bakery? A pocket pie.
Why was the horse so good at dancing? He had the best stable moves.
How did the dog become a film critic? It had a great nose for cinema.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? a thesauru-saurus.
How do frogs communicate? They just croak a lot.
Why did the cow go to the movies? To see the moo-vie.
How do you stop a fish from singing off key? Take away its tuna.
Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? Because he was a pack-a-derm.
Why did the chicken join a fitness club? To get henthusiastic about exercise.
What do you call a mischievous sheep? A baaaaad influence.
Why did the horse sit on the computer? To see if it could find its neigh-borhood.
What kind of jokes do rabbits like best? Ones that are hare-raising.
How do you know if a turtle is a sports fan? It always shells-out for tickets!
How do you know if a fish is a musician? It plays scales under water!
Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the parade? It wanted to pack some trunks!