Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
Why did the duck join the baseball team? Because he was good at catching fly balls!
What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!
Why did the pony cough? Because it was a little horse!
Why was the fish blushing? Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
Why was the ant confused at a picnic? Because all the food was ant-i clockwise!
How do you know if elephants have been having a party in your fridge? Footprints in the butter!
How do oceans say hello to each other? They wave!
What do you call a room full of married people? A jail cell!
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed!
What makes the calendar seem popular? Its days are numbered!
Why did the giraffe break up with the tree? It was a little too clingy!
Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? To stay polly-dry!
How do you catch a fish with no legs? Use a fishing pole!
What do you call a bear in the rain with an umbrella? A drizzly bear with good sense!
Why did the duck go to the store? To buy some quackers!
Why was the lamb covered in feathers? Because it was a chicken cross!
Why did the kangaroo get a job at the bakery? It was good at making hoppy bread!
What's a frog's favorite game? Croak-quet!
Why was the squirrel late for work? It got stuck in traffic on the squirrel wheel!
Why did the owl go to the party? To show off its hoot moves!
What's the most hardworking insect? The dragon-flea!