Why did the goat join the basketball team? He had a great ability to get to the Hoof!

What do you call a dancing lamb? A baa-lerina!

Why did the owl invite his relatives over? He wanted a hootenanny!

How do you know when a goldfish is lying? Its eyes start to water!

Why did the duck join the track team? He heard they were quack athletes!

Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the forest? He heard there were a lot of nuts in the area!

How do you throw a party for a bunch of pigs? With a pig roast!

What do you call a monkey in a banana suit? A peel and eat banana!

Why did the camel go to the dance? It had great desert moves!

What do you call a sleepy cat detective? Sherlock Meowms!

Why did the cow go to space? It wanted to see the Milky Way!

Why was the giraffe a terrible basketball player? It couldn't keep its neck straight!

Why was the snake a great dancer? It had rattlesnake hips!

What did the fox say when it bumped into a tree? Wood you believe it!

Why don't pigs ever tell secrets? They always squeal!

What do you call a bear after he's had a bath? A clean cub!

Why did the squirrel bring a boombox to the park? To get the party started!

What do you call a bear playing the guitar? A grizzly shredder!

What type of music do mouses like? Mouse-ic!

What do you call a fish that's good with numbers? A calculator fish!

What do you call a kangaroo that loves to jump? A hop-aholic!