How do you know if a panda is on your golf team? He's the one with the bamboo putter!

Why did the panda go to the doctor? Because it was feeling un-bear-able!

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away his credit card!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? Because it wanted to be Polly unsaturated!

What's a cow's favorite superhero? Moo-perman!

Why did the owl go to the doctor? It had a hoot infection!

How do you make a cat happy? Give it loads of mew-sic!

Why was the lion running in circles? He was chasing his tail!

How do you know if a dog loves you? It wags its tail, not its tongue!

What do you call a bunny who tells jokes? A funny bunny!

Why don't sharks play basketball? They are afraid of the net!

How do you know if a cat is angry? It gives you a claw-signal!

What do you call a sheep with a guitar? An Ewe-tar!

Why did the goose go to the doctor? It had a case of the honks!

What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show? A cat-has-trophy!

How do you make a cat disappear? Alakazam-meow!

Why did the squirrel bring a hammer to work? To nail his job!

What do you call a bear that fishes for compliments? A salmon-chanted bear!

What do you call a pig who practices karate? Pork chop!

Why did the zebra go to the psychologist? It was having black and white thoughts!

How do you make a cat happy? Give it some mice cream!