How do you make a cat happy? Give it some purr-ivileges!

Why did the squirrel go to the beach? It wanted to find its nuts in the sand!

What do you call a bear wearing sneakers? Baloo-ns!

Why don't kangaroos use smartphones? They already have pockets!

How do you wake up a bear? With a bear hug!

What do you call a bear with a big vocabulary? A thesaurus!

Why did the squirrel bring a trampoline to the party? For some acorn-batics!

What do you call a sheep with a sword? A baaadass!

How do you find a missing cat? Look where you last saw it!

What do you call a nervous crocodile? An alli-gator!

Why did the squirrel bring a tiny umbrella to the tree? In case of a light drizzle!

How did the cow find its calf in the field? It heard the moosic!

What do you call a bear with a sweet tooth? Honey Boo Boo!

Why did the chicken sit on the clock? To make a poultry time!

What do you call a polite dog? A gentleman retriever!

Why did the porcupine cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken!

What do you call a sheep with a karate black belt? Lamb chop!

Why don't elephants use smartphones? They prefer trunk calls!

What do you call a bee that is always complaining? A grumble bee!

Why did the chicken go to the soccer game? To see a fowl play!

What do you call a deer with a good sense of humor? A funny buck!