Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
How does a leopard change its spots? By going to the spots salon!
Why don't polar bears get married? They all have cold feet!
What do you call a dinosaur who is a great detective? Sherlock Bones!
How does a koala bear get to the moon? It eucalyptus rocket!
How do you know when a cat is agitated? It becomes fur-ious!
Why do frogs bring a backup guitar to parties? In case they need a croak band!
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because it wanted to be an astro-bovine!
Why do elephants never use laptops? They're afraid of the click!
What's a penguin's favorite snack? Ice-cream!
How do you make a goldfish laugh? Tell it a whale of a joke!
Why did the squirrel sit on the clock? To be on time!
Why was the snail depressed? It took things too slowly!
How does a squirrel plan for the future? It saves nuts for a rainy day!
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? It wanted to flatten it!
Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? Polly wants obfuscate!
Why did the vegetable bring a calculator to the picnic? To go cabbage!
Why did the monkey like the banana's sweater? It was a-peeling!
What did the cat say on the phone? Can’t hear you, I’m feline fine!
Why did the rooster become a stand-up comedian? It had cracking good jokes every morning!
What kind of horse lives next door? A neigh-bor!
Why was the cow always by the computer? To download MOOsic!