What do you call a bear in the rainforest? A drizzly bear-orable!

How does a kangaroo say sorry? He jumps through hoops!

What do you call a duck that loves to talk? A quack-erbox!

Why didn't the cat go to school? He already had nine lives of learning!

What's a bear's favorite song? Justin BEAR-ber!

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark up the right tree!

What do you call a very smart spider? A web designer!

Why did the turtle refuse to fight the rabbit? It didn't want to shell out the energy.

What did the quacking duck say to the nosy journalist? 'No comment!'

Why did the zebra get a ticket? It was caught on tape!

Why did the dog cross the road twice? To fetch a boomerang!

How do you know if a squirrel is trying to steal your nuts? They're always acting squirrely!

Why do bees have such sticky hair? Because they always use honeycombs!

Why did the horse become an actor? It loved the neigh-tivity!

What did the angry say to the annoying cricket? 'You really bug me!'

How do you know if a snake is a good dancer? It has snake hips!

Why was the shark so good at marketing? It had great sales-pitch!

Why did the giraffe break up with the turtle? It was moving too slow.

What do you call a bear with no teeth and a speech impediment? A gummy bear with a lisp!

Why did the llama get a new car? To take it for a spin!

How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act nutty!