How does a bear keep cool in summer? Bear conditioning!

What do you call a chicken in a library? Book, book, book, book!

What kind of dog loves shampoo? A sham-poodle!

Why did the chicken go to the party? To show off its eggcellent dance moves!

What kind of ship never sinks? A relations-ship!

Why did the teacher bring ziplock bags to the zoo? To seal the python!

Why was the crab arrested? Because it was shellfish behavior!

Why did the chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan!

Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? Because it's too hard to run in squares!

Why did the fox turn down the job offer? The hours were too chicken!

Why did the pig become a chef? It was good at ham-burgers!

How do you make a dinosaur float? Root beer and ice cream-saurus!

Why did the rabbit sit in front of the computer? To keep an eye on the website!

Why did the koala get a job at the bank? It knew how to handle eucalyptus deposits!

Why did the tortoise start a band? He had a lot of shell-abration!

Why did the chicken join a detective agency? To uncover poultry-tergeist activity!

Why was the turtle always so dizzy? Because he kept going in his shell-fies!

Why did the dolphin break up with the starfish? It wasn't seeing any point in the relationship!

What do you call a bear that's mad at the rain? A drizzled bear!

Why did the leopard break up with the cheetah? It was moving too fast!

Why was the bear so good at math? Because he was a real smarty paws!