Jokes featuring animals, often anthropomorphized or absurd.
Why was the horse so good at soccer? Because it's a mane goal scorer!
Why was the math book so smart? Because it had all the right angles!
Why did the llama get a new car? Because it was tired of alpaca-ing its bags!
Why don't spiders stick to their own webs? They have a strong sense of privacy!
Why don't dogs use smartphones? They prefer to bark, not text.
Why did the chicken run to the hockey game? He heard the referee was blowing the whistle.
Why was the whale embarrassed? He saw the ocean's bottom and blushed.
Why was the snake a good boxer? He had a mean bite.
How do you know if a cat is agitated? He's feline fine.
Why do math teachers love dogs? They always give them paws for thought.
How did the dog play poker? He had a lot of bark, but no bite.
Why did the cow go to the spa? She needed some udder relaxation.
What do you call a bear that plays the saxophone? A bearitone.
How do you know if an octopus is good at math? It's always well armed with calculators.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog? A croaker spaniel.
How do you know if a cat is hiding? Look for their whiskers!
How do you make a panda laugh? Tickle its funny bone!
What kind of cat loves water? An octopuss!
How do you make a turkey float? Root beer and cranberry sauce!
Why was the butterfly not invited to the dance? It was a moth ball!
Why did the lamb go to the beauty salon? To get a baa-d haircut!