Why did the owl join the drama club? It wanted to be a hoot on stage!

Why don't elephants ever forget a face? They have incredible mammary.

Why did the monkey like the banana's favorite song? It had a good peel to it.

What do you call a stylish chicken? A chic chick!

How does a dog answer the phone? 'Collar me maybe!'

Why do cats always get their way? They're purr-suasive!

What do you call a sloth who loves math? A fraction of a slow thinker.

Why did the chicken join a sports team? It wanted to lay up some eggs-ercise!

How do you know if a horse is hungry? It starts to feel a little horse!

Why don't crabs like to share? They're too shellfish!

Why don't chickens make good chefs? They always egg-splode in the kitchen!

Why do cows love being in bands? They're great at playing the moo-sical instruments!

Why was the fish logo sad? It had nobody to tag.

How do you make a squirrel laugh? Tickle its nuts.

What do you call a turtle with a shell made of money? A shellionaire.

What do you call a bear with a law degree? A barri-stir!

Why did the ant go to school? To become an ant-trepreneur!

How do you find a lost rabbit? Make a noise like a carrot!

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no tail, and no legs? Still no-eye deer.

Why did the zebra get a job at the airport? It had a lot of striped experience.

How did the duck become a champion boxer? It had a mean quack!