What did one shark say to the other while playing cards? 'I'm gonna bite you bluff!'

How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting for 30 minutes.

What do you call a dangerous lamb? A baaaaad idea!

Why did the horse become a detective? It loved to follow the horse tracks.

What do you call a camouflaged dog? A paint retriever.

Why did the snail become a tattoo artist? It liked leaving a trail of ink.

Why did the sheep go to the moon? It wanted to be the first to discover the baa-constellation.

How do you know if a rabbit is a good singer? It hits all the hares.

What do you call an owl who tells jokes? A wit-owl.

Why do fish live in saltwater? Pepperwater makes them sneeze!

How does a cat go shopping? With a cat-alog!

Why did the turtle join a band? It had a great shell-a-coaster!

Why did the spider go to therapy? It had too many problems in the web of its mind.

Why did the cow go to school? To improve its moo-tivation.

How do you know if a duck is planning a heist? It's always quacking secret codes.

Why did the cat wear a fancy hat? He wanted to be fur-mal.

How do you know if a whale is happy? By the smile on its face.

What do you call a snake who spies on others? A hiss-ter.

Why did the duck bring a suitcase on vacation? Because he wanted to travel light.

How do you address a bee on the phone? With a buzz-ness call.

Why was the shark not invited to the party? He left a bad impression.